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Member #1NAME: My Wang

NICKNAME: Ho Chi Minute

CAREER: Self-employed rub specialist.(I had gotten a booth into the shopping mall.)

AROUND MYSELF: myself love your long-time.

WANTS: grain, noodles, chinese meals.

DISLIKES: Racial stereotypes.

HOBBIES: Karate. Origami. Folding Kleenex tissue into fancy devices.

LOOKING FOR:A white man. They’re therefore big, once you learn what I mean. *wink* No asian dudes, be sure to. (as soon as you get white, you never go back.)

User #2NAME: Ibkaye Spot(we altered my final label honoring my personal childhood dog)

NICKNAME: Veggy Hippie

CAREER: selling clerk in an organic fitness super market.

CONCERNING MYSELF:I’m a moment stage vegan. This means I only take in creatures which don’t consume chicken. I’m a part of PETA and Greenpeace (save yourself the whales!)

WANTS:i enjoy animals. We have 17 cats, 8 parakeets, 2 ferrets, and a three-legged, one-eyed, diabetic puppy named Lucky.

PASSIONS:Feeding my personal pet. (They’re my personal soulmates!) Burning up down healthcare laboratories to save lots of a hamster.

LOOKING FOR:A man who will like myself in so far as I like my personal dogs.

TERM: Manickal Krakakousky.

NICKNAME: my pals know me as Shithead. (i believe it’s because I scrub lavatories for a full time income.)

SEX: certainly be sure to. (Haha, that laugh never will get old.)

JOB: upcoming Rock Star(Currently being employed as “domestic professional” aka janitor, but I exercise everyday back at my xbox 360 console.)

REGARDING MYSELF:When I don’t mop floor surfaces, i’ll dig my personal booger and set they under my personal boss’s dining table. At the end of the few days, i’d render a comparison on which booger is larger.

LOVES:Heavy Material tunes, Metallica, Metal Maiden. Chicks with tattoos to their foreheads.

DISLIKES:My mommy cleansing my personal lingerie. I cannot make it, i recently loveeee scent from it when it’s becoming held for 2 days in a row. That is the things I contact the all-natural fragrance of goodness.

PASTIMES: Headbanging, moshpitting.

SELECTING:Some chick with larger boobs and a tattoo on the forehead. As a last vacation resort little breasts tend to be all right, although tattoo is essential. Filed teeth elective. No thinner chicks! Bulimia’s aren’t pleasant!

PERSONAL MESSAGE: Do you know that I’m able to consume and chew up while doing so?

Ahhh Ahhh. . . I’m the broker and I am prohibited to date my customer. For the tips, the next dude try a lady and its Sista Ibkaye you are dealing with.

Anywayz, Scopium, treatment up to now anybody of ma customer?

Na waaaa ohhhh. . . . Will you be both jubocycke and jmkbond pertaining to each otha or something like that?

Mind you ohhh. . . . We have this busoiness by maself and so I eat wheneva i would like and I getting my personal manager.

One again I will state this, do you enjoy ma customer ?

Eh. . . . This is exactly my work. Very do you wish to date my personal clients or otherwise not?

Ahhh Ahhh. . . I am the broker I am also not allowed to date my client. For your info, the 2nd guy is actually women as well as its Sista Ibkaye you’re speaking about.

Anywayz, Scopium, attention as of yet people of ma clients?

We envy ur tasks oh. Their second to none.

I might feel puking on a daily basis if i are in ur shoes_{(which have been quite too big in my situation)}

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Ok, you are in. Probation for just two weeks. Show me that which you’ve had gotten.

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Mind you, that isn’t the only real job i obtained. Dont your investment farting management article within the otha thread.

[size=13pt]i am a real estate agent at the same time and so I are unable to date my personal clients. We’ll go after the broker too.[/size]

You’re advising myself that you are internet dating your self Damn. . . . Your betta run bring a head check ohhh

We envy your job oh.

Indeed i understand I managed to get top task ever!

GABRYWYL. abeg, be sure to, never put my label up indeed there. you learn I am too good-looking becoming about this ya crazy dating site. i aint offering oh. perform u desire to spoil show personally? . infact, we decline to accept it as true was actually my personal manickal u is dealing with. i’m sure absolutely some 1 different whom carries that name on nairaland.

HAAAAA. I know your feel good looking bobo ohhh. . . I’ve come across your photo. You are damn okay mehn. . . Merely pullin your own legs in right here.

[size=13pt]Ndumart what type you dey envy? The fart role or even the day parts?[/size]

He jealousy’s all of it

Abeg shey clem don apply ?

Clem are damn great therefore she no fit pertain. Because you end up being ma monkey guy, exactly why dont you apply very first?

gabby im certain ure perhaps not referin to me[jay]because i 4 don scratches u.in your interest no ignore ma bathroom dt i paid u to scrub.ill you will need to see A LEAVE for you and knowledge from yaba director* C**********8 therefore he culd help to make d jobs more quickly.and so that you can return back in blast.so u wudnt hold d protections waitin

dont dare be a nun? just how can bla bla bla development now dat ure a nun?